Sunday, July 08, 2007

This is a really cute email I recieved this morning, lol !!! Children really are precious jewel's....

6 reasons not to mess with children.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother,
she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shalt not kill."

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up
and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael; he's a doctor".
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she sai d, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was
a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Have a terrific work week everyone. Hope the jokes made you smile. Take care.....


Leish said...

"cause your feet ain't empty!"

those were cute!

Michael Manning said...

Renae: I love what kids come up with and hardly ever succeed in keeping a straight face! :)

Granny Annie said...

Big smile here:-) Thanks!

MyUtopia said...

LOL! That is really funny!

LZ Blogger said...

Renae ~ The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
~ CLASSIC TRULY!!! ~ jb///

LittleJen said...

Hi there, I love kids jokes they are priceless.

I stopped by from Jen's Chronicles to visit you, feel free to drop a line.

Have a great week

Jeanette said...

Gday the childrens jokes specially, I will ask Jonah. Bought a very big smile here.
very happy you liked my needle work.

Meow (aka Connie) said...

Hi Renae ... children say the funniest things, don't they.
Hope you are well, and enjoying the weekend.
I've almost got the Blogger CDs ready to post ... hang in ther !!
Take care, Meow

LZ Blogger said...

Renae ~ You make your own white wine that doesn't freeze? I learn something new everyday! ~ jb///