Wednesday, October 22, 2008


My goodness !!! Time sure flys. I haven't been blogging much lately and I apologize for not getting back to you guys much sooner. Things are hectic at the moment. We are in a scramble at work to try and find a new book keeper. Our hours were dropped to 4 days a week because work is slow due to a fragile economy. Then I got spun into a whirlwind of work starting November 1st. I went from 5 days to 4days, and now its 6 days full time. This morning we had a meeting and now it looks like my days are back to 5 days and 8 hours per day instead of 7 per day.....I'm confused.....

So lets step outside of my little confusion bubble and enjoy some funnies for the day :-)


What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!




A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...




Why don't aliens eat clowns. Because they taste funny.




What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh




Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".




What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? el-if-i-no




Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.






15 comments:

LZ Blogger said...

Renea ~ Cute jokes here! Glad to see you are back posting again! Keep it up! ~ jb///

LZ Blogger said...

OOPS! Sorry about the typo on your Renae! ~ jb///

Jeanette said...

Hi Renae, Nice to see update from a very busy lady. Hope your working hrs sort themseves out...
had a laugh at your fun oneliners..
Have a good weekend..

Michael Manning said...

Been a long time, Renae. But have NOT forgotten you here on November 11th. lol! :)

MomAtHome said...

love the simplicity of your blog.

LZ Blogger said...

Renea ~ Thanks for at least checking in... it is always good to hear from you. I hope that family is all doing well? Hi to mom for me! ~ jb///

Michael Manning said...

I have a "Laughie Taffy": Why did the elephant eat a 1,000 watt light bulb? Because he wanted a light meal! :D) lol Renae!!!

Michael Manning said...

HAPPY NEW YEAR, RENAE!!!

...lol too! :D)

LZ Blogger said...

I hope that your holidays with the family were nothing less than WONDERFUL! ~ jb///

Michael Manning said...

All best Renae...here on 2/8/09!!!lol!!!!

Snow White said...

Hi chicky,
oh jeez I loved the pea soup one I bust out laughing and the kids came running to see the jokes two print outs later they left me alone, your jokes will be traveling around class rooms today xx shona

Snow White said...

Hey I finally posted something new lol fb withdrawels lol

Granny Annie said...

3/14/09 Renea where are you?

Michael Manning said...

It's amazing how many of us regret time restraints. No Worries, just be well. Here on May 3rd! lol! :D

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